You know you're old when....

You know you're old when the following take place on your birthday:

4. One of your most exciting and favorite gifts is a Sonicare toothbrush and you just can't wait until the next time you get to brush your teeth.

3. Your uncle calls you and describes you as being "just like one of us" (speaking of himself, his wife, my mom, etc.....these people changed my diapers, folks!).

2. You need to take a nap on your child's bed while he plays on the floor beside you because he doesn't need a nap.

1. Your extra special birthday wish is partying it up at the Rave. And by "RAVE", I mean the movie theater up the street. And by "partying it up", I mean wearing comfy sweats and being escorted by Sweet Hubby and Dear Son to an ultra private viewing of "Horton Hears a Who".

What a great day! Thanks for all the birthday well-wishes!! It's 9:45 and I'm beat. Think I'll call it a night......Call me "old".

Go on. I can take it.

Now, what did I do with my toothbrush... ?