Fortune Cookie

Here's another funny (to me, anyway....)

Chris' flights were delayed this trip due to some crummy weather, so lots of people had extra time to kill and grab something to eat at the airport. Chris and the captain, in their uniforms, decided to sit down and eat some Manchu Wok while surrounded by other passengers. At the end of his meal, Chris opened his fortune cookie, and while only meaning for the captain to hear his joke, "read" out loud with a tone of irony, "Huh. 'You will die is fiery hole.'" A lady near him overheard and said, "REALLY? Does it really say that??" She didn't think it was funny, but that kind of humor is so Chris, it makes me giggle.